Advent Drabble #19 - Overstayed Welcome
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snapealinaI know I'm waaaaaaay behind on the drabbles, but seing as they were only for fun, I don't feel to bad about it XD
I'm planning on finishing them eventually. I just don't know when XD
Anyway, here is number 19
Harry Potter/Rammstein
Characters: Remus/Oliver R
Prompt: Monty Python
Words: pen, psp, psychology
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Overstayed Welcome
“Vill you turn zat noise off?” Oliver yelled.
“It's not noise,” Remus stated. “It's a classic TV-show.”
“It's old!”
“So what?” Remus asked. “It's still a classic.”
“But I'm trying to play a game on my PSP and I can't hear anyzing!” Oliver whined.
“Have you ever heard of headphones?” Remus asked.
“Haff you?”
“You don't understand. This is Monty Python.”
“Vell ziz is Zelda!”
Remus sighed. It was clear that the man would not easily understand the brilliance of the show on the screen.
“But I used to watch this show when I was a kid.” Remus said. “We didn't have a TV, but my Muggle friend, Gerald, had, and I used to sneak over to his house to watch it.”
“Vell, sneak over to anozer room and watch it there then.” Oliver said while trying desperately to focus on the game.
“You're the one with a portable game.”
“Ziz is my house!”
Remus was getting really annoyed. Why he was still staying in this house was beyond him. Perhaps if he just used a tiny charm? A Muffliato or something in that direction. Oliver would never notice, he was to caught up in his game.
Remus slowly put his hand into his pocket and took out his wand. He was just about to cast the spell when Oliver looked up.
“Vatt is zat?” he pointed at Remus' wand. “Vy are you pointing a stick at me?”
“It's not a stick. It's a … PEN!”
“A pen?”
“Yes.”
“Vrite somezing wiz it zen!” Oliver demanded.
“How is the game going?” Remus tried. “I can move to a diffent room so you will get the peace and quiet to beat it.”
Remus stood up to leave the room.
“Don't try to distract me wiz your reverse psychology or vattever,” Richard put the PSP down. “You are a strange man, and now you are pointing a stick at me! I demand an explanation.”
“Er...” Remus hesitated. “It's a really complicated story, and I will tell you everything. I just have to get something from my room first.”
“Fine!” Oliver said, but followed Remus up to his room.
Remus knew that he had overstayed his welcome, but had to get rid of Oliver somehow.
“Oh, I forgot the pen on the coffee table,” he lied, “can you get it for me?”
“Off course.” Oliver said and walked out of the room.
The door slammed shut behind him and Oliver heard a loud 'crack'.
I'm planning on finishing them eventually. I just don't know when XD
Anyway, here is number 19
Harry Potter/Rammstein
Characters: Remus/Oliver R
Prompt: Monty Python
Words: pen, psp, psychology
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Overstayed Welcome
“Vill you turn zat noise off?” Oliver yelled.
“It's not noise,” Remus stated. “It's a classic TV-show.”
“It's old!”
“So what?” Remus asked. “It's still a classic.”
“But I'm trying to play a game on my PSP and I can't hear anyzing!” Oliver whined.
“Have you ever heard of headphones?” Remus asked.
“Haff you?”
“You don't understand. This is Monty Python.”
“Vell ziz is Zelda!”
Remus sighed. It was clear that the man would not easily understand the brilliance of the show on the screen.
“But I used to watch this show when I was a kid.” Remus said. “We didn't have a TV, but my Muggle friend, Gerald, had, and I used to sneak over to his house to watch it.”
“Vell, sneak over to anozer room and watch it there then.” Oliver said while trying desperately to focus on the game.
“You're the one with a portable game.”
“Ziz is my house!”
Remus was getting really annoyed. Why he was still staying in this house was beyond him. Perhaps if he just used a tiny charm? A Muffliato or something in that direction. Oliver would never notice, he was to caught up in his game.
Remus slowly put his hand into his pocket and took out his wand. He was just about to cast the spell when Oliver looked up.
“Vatt is zat?” he pointed at Remus' wand. “Vy are you pointing a stick at me?”
“It's not a stick. It's a … PEN!”
“A pen?”
“Yes.”
“Vrite somezing wiz it zen!” Oliver demanded.
“How is the game going?” Remus tried. “I can move to a diffent room so you will get the peace and quiet to beat it.”
Remus stood up to leave the room.
“Don't try to distract me wiz your reverse psychology or vattever,” Richard put the PSP down. “You are a strange man, and now you are pointing a stick at me! I demand an explanation.”
“Er...” Remus hesitated. “It's a really complicated story, and I will tell you everything. I just have to get something from my room first.”
“Fine!” Oliver said, but followed Remus up to his room.
Remus knew that he had overstayed his welcome, but had to get rid of Oliver somehow.
“Oh, I forgot the pen on the coffee table,” he lied, “can you get it for me?”
“Off course.” Oliver said and walked out of the room.
The door slammed shut behind him and Oliver heard a loud 'crack'.
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