Advent drabble #17 - Disturbance
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snapealinaCharacters: Snape/Flake
Prompt: blankets
Words: sparkling, sugar, toilet brush
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Disturbance
Severus Snape did not like to be disturbed. He certainly did not like to be disturbed while sleeping, and he most certainly did not like to be woken by a crazy sparkling German.
“What do you want?” he grumbled to the weird-looking man standing outside his chamber door.
“Do you haff more blankets in zis freezing castle?
“Why?” Snape asked. “Have you tried calling a house elf? This is really not my problem.” He was about to close the door when Flake but his foot in and stopped it.
“Vee can't call a house elf. Zey say we're not 'masters' or vattever, and Christoph managed to scare one off zem away viz a toilet brush.”
“Is he still high on sugar?” Snape asked.
Flake nodded. “I zink ze house elf gave him cookies before he scared him away.”
Snape sighed. “Fine. I'll help you, but don't ever wake me again!”
“I von't,” Flake promised.
Snape walked to his own bathroom and grabbed a roll of toilet paper. “How many do you need?”
“Vatt?” Flake said. “I need blankets, not toilet paper.”
“I asked how many do you need?”
“Six,” Flake answered confused.
Snape tore off six leaves of paper from the roll, waved his wand and transfigured the paper into six blankets.
“Wow!” Flake was heavily impressed. “Zis magic thing can really come in handy.”
“Especially when you need to get rid of annoying Germans.” Snape agreed. “Please don't tell your friends that they're sleeping in toilet paper. I would like to actually get some sleep.”
Prompt: blankets
Words: sparkling, sugar, toilet brush
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Disturbance
Severus Snape did not like to be disturbed. He certainly did not like to be disturbed while sleeping, and he most certainly did not like to be woken by a crazy sparkling German.
“What do you want?” he grumbled to the weird-looking man standing outside his chamber door.
“Do you haff more blankets in zis freezing castle?
“Why?” Snape asked. “Have you tried calling a house elf? This is really not my problem.” He was about to close the door when Flake but his foot in and stopped it.
“Vee can't call a house elf. Zey say we're not 'masters' or vattever, and Christoph managed to scare one off zem away viz a toilet brush.”
“Is he still high on sugar?” Snape asked.
Flake nodded. “I zink ze house elf gave him cookies before he scared him away.”
Snape sighed. “Fine. I'll help you, but don't ever wake me again!”
“I von't,” Flake promised.
Snape walked to his own bathroom and grabbed a roll of toilet paper. “How many do you need?”
“Vatt?” Flake said. “I need blankets, not toilet paper.”
“I asked how many do you need?”
“Six,” Flake answered confused.
Snape tore off six leaves of paper from the roll, waved his wand and transfigured the paper into six blankets.
“Wow!” Flake was heavily impressed. “Zis magic thing can really come in handy.”
“Especially when you need to get rid of annoying Germans.” Snape agreed. “Please don't tell your friends that they're sleeping in toilet paper. I would like to actually get some sleep.”
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Date: 2010-12-25 02:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-25 06:43 pm (UTC)I know Germans in general aren't like this. I have several German friends and they're all awesome :D I just picture this lot quite annoying. Blame lindeluren XD
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Date: 2010-12-29 02:09 am (UTC)Aaaaw, so cute of Severus, making blankets of toilet paper <3 I wonder how the other Rammstein guys would react if they knew how their blankets were made...