Shag, Marry or Push off a Cliff Meme

[snapealina]

Ok, so I've been given 3 HP characters and I have to choose which one I want to shag, marry or push of a cliff.
I've had two awesome girls giving me characters and I'm posting both results here. I apologize to one certain wizard. You'll see who...

Characters given to be by starstruck1986 

Severus Snape
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black


Shag – Severus Snape

It wasn’t an easy choice to make, but I can imagine Severus not being the easiest person to live with. I love him, and totally want him, but I think we’re just too different... Can he join me and Remus from time to time????

Marry – Remus Lupin

I did consider Severus as well, but I can imagine Remus and me to get along better on a long term basis. And I’d still get to shag him so that’s awesome :D

Push of a cliff – Sirius Black

Normally I wouldn’t push Sirius of a cliff, but when he’s playing against my two favourites I had no choice. Besides, he made Severus’ life hell so he sort of deserves it!

 

Characters given to me by valkyriekat 

Ron Weasley
Sirius Black
Kingsley Shacklebolt

 

Shag: Kingsley Shacklebolt


I don’t really know him very well, but he really sounds like a guy I’d like to get a piece of ;)

Marry: Ron Weasley


I know a lot of people don’t like Ron, but I DO! And I’ll promise to treat him better than Hermione. Come on, girl. He’s not always that thick! Give the guy a break! I bet if you treat him well he will show his best sides more often. And I just love Ron. It’s as easy as that…

Push of a cliff: Sirius Black


I’m sorry, Sirius… once again… If Kingsley didn’t sound so hot I would totally shag you! But that’s what you’ll get for being a complete arse in your past…

So if you'd like to get in the game, just give me a comment, and I'll choose 3 characters for you.

Comments

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

poor old Sirius...perhaps it was suicide at being unloved?
marrying Ron is no surprise.
Shagging Kingsley...slow deep measured tongue...er voice yay!
Marry Remus...no surprises there
Shag? That's all Severus is good for? (sigh) yes Slytherins are a challenge to live with...

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

No Severus is good for a lot lot lot more! But he's going up against Remus here, and when it comes to marriage I think maybe Remus is more right for me... Can I have them both??? I can marry Remus and have Severus as my not so secret lover...lol. Remus would like that! I'm sure!!!

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

Remus would just love that!! ;)
as would Severus as long as he can stop being a grouchy git (I love grouchy gits)

[starstruck1986.livejournal.com]

Ah but living with a Slytherin would be such a fun challenge!

Poor Sirius copped it twice, eh? He's having a bad day.

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

oh, it definitely would...lol. And I'm sure he would be the most faithful husband, until Remus walks by, but then we'd just invite him in...lol

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

Am I a challenge to live with, being a Slytherin? Ask a Hufflepuff, and she won't remember(I have to Obliviate her twice daily at least!!)

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

notice the word FUN challenge XD

and poor Hufflemum :D It reminds me of a fic I read where Hermione did that to Lavender so often they were worried about her brain, but then they agreed that it really wasn't a problem...lol
Not that I'm saying that about your Mum! It just reminded me of that one.

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA I am so much fun, casting Muffliato on everyone near by, so they can't revenge themselves for ROFLMMAO at them ;)

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

Of the first three, I would definitely rank them exactly as you did. The second three are harder, but I'd still probably push Sirius off a cliff, because I think he's a jerk. LOL!

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

lol :D Poor Sirius! (but he kind of deserves it, and going against Remus and Severus he really had no chance!)
So do you want to play? or just looking? haha

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll play. :D

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

I give you:
Lucius
Harry
Ron

I have no idea what you think of these 3 :D

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

Wow...tough.

I guess I'd shag Lucius, because he's very pretty, but I couldn't stand being married to him.

I'd have to say it's a toss up between Harry and Ron though. I could see enough good qualities in either to marry them, I could also be annoyed at both of them enough to push either over a cliff. I guess I'd remain a spinster... ;D

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

haha, I like your reasoning and partly agree...

I thought since I already knew what you thought about Severus and Remus I had to check some of the other ones :D

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

Plus, you've already married Remus, and of all of them mentioned, I think I'd have the easiest time living with him...even with his "furry little problem". :D

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

YES I GOT REMUS!!!
haha

I think he definitely would be a wonderful husband :D

If you could have chosen yourself, who would you shag, marry and push off a cliff?

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

Oh, my ideal grouping would be the first ones you mentioned. As much as I adore Severus as a character, he would drive me nuts long term, so I'd shag him, marry Remus, and really enjoy tossing ol' Sirius over the cliff. ;D

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

*staaaaaares at your icon and droooools*

I mostly agree, except that I'd rather throw Lucius :D

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

Can't say I'd mind shoving Lucius over a cliff, either. LOL!

Here's a link to the full icon art, if you didn't see it at the time. If you did, my apologies for showing it again.

http://asylums.insanejournal.com/lupin_snape/453078.html

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

Never, ever apologize for telling me about your Snupin art! XD
I have seen it before, but I can never get enough! Your artwork is beautiful!

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

~blushes~ Thank you so much. :D

[wordfuzion.livejournal.com]

I'll play! :)

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

yay :D

I give you:
Severus
Sirius
Draco

[wordfuzion.livejournal.com]

Marry is very, very easy...Severus! He's tempermental, but so am I, so we wouldn't bully each other. And I mean...look at him? Wouldn't you want to have exclusive boffing rights to him? :P

Shag would be Draco. I think he's a brat, but he's a cute brat and maybe he could introduce me to his much better looking father. ;)

Push off a cliff would be Sirius. For some reason I have just never liked the guy. He strikes me as more arrogant then even Lucius, which probably makes no sense to anyone but me. Besides, he was mean to my Severus in school! :(

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

hehe, I like you :D I think I would have chosen the same. Although I would NOT have asked Draco to introduce me to his father (now THAT'S a person I would like to throw off a cliff ;) )

And I just love that icon! I've seen it a lot, but never commented :D

[wordfuzion.livejournal.com]

LOL...I love that scene in COS. Okay, I love every scene with Severus in the entire series. But I digress.... :P

Lucius is an arrogant asshole, but he's an arrogant asshole who loves his family. So there's a bit of hope for redemption. Sirius, on the other hand, I don't see a hope for redemption. But my school life was like Severus'...so I might be a wee bit prejudicted. :P

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

and as long as no one pushes Severus off a cliff everything will be fine XD

[secretlypadfoot.livejournal.com]

I'd totally play this game, but it would be such a challenge since I'm a lesbian, and there just aren't enough hot female Harry Potter characters.

Unless you gave me Bella.

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

I give you Bellatrix, Narcissa and Luna :D

[secretlypadfoot.livejournal.com]

In that case,

I'd shag the living daylights out of Bellatrix.

Marry Narcissa. She's Bella's sister afterall, we could do some kinky shit.

And I'd push Luna off a cliff. :{ Sorry, I really do love you!

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

lol, yeah Luna's great, but sometimes that just isn't enough :( It really depends on what characters you're given :D Merlin I love this game :D lol