Shag, Marry or Push off a Cliff Meme

Ok, so I've been given 3 HP characters and I have to choose which one I want to shag, marry or push of a cliff.
I've had two awesome girls giving me characters and I'm posting both results here. I apologize to one certain wizard. You'll see who...

Characters given to be by starstruck1986 

Severus Snape
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black

( Click to see my choices... )

Characters given to me by valkyriekat 

Ron Weasley
Sirius Black
Kingsley Shacklebolt

 

( Click to see my other choices... )

So if you'd like to get in the game, just give me a comment, and I'll choose 3 characters for you.