I'm cheating on my fandom...

[snapealina]

OK, I hate to admit it, but I've been cheating on my fandom. I have for a long time been proud to say that I'm fandom monogamous, but in October I wrote my first non-Harry Potter fic...

The reason:

One of my best RL friends lindeluren  (I just convinced her to get an LJ account) is the only one that knows about me writing fan fiction. The only reason I told her was because she's writing too ;) We accidentally found this out in June and have been squeeing about fan fiction ever since.

The thing is, however, that while I'm obsessing over Snape and Lupin and the other HP characters, she's obsessing over Rammstein, and especially Till Lindemann :D She's the master of Till/OFC smut...lol! I think I have now read more Till-smut than I have read Lupin-smut, and I'm not totally convinced that I like the idea of that...HAHA :D (I think Severus still wins, though...)

She's an awesome cheerleader, and I don't think I would have been able to write my Snupin Santa if it wasn't for her. The Snupin Santa was a tough challenge for me to start writing, because I was challenged to write something I really didn't like, and I didn't want to bothervalkyriekat too much about it, because I was sure it was going to destoy her...lol. But this girl's mind is even more twisted than mine and I love her for that! :D

So, when her birthday was coming up I had the idea to write her a fic as a present. So I did. I managed to sit down one night and write a silly little fic for her which I printed out and stuck in her mailbox marked: "Open when alone"

So if you want to read my silly litte story when Till met my friend somewhere, be my guest. This have not been beta read or anything, so you have been warned ;D And my friend's name is not really Lydia. It's only in this fic :D

The Birthday Present

 

Once upon a time there was a Norwegian girl called Lydia. She lived in a small town in the middle of nowhere, where nothing exciting ever happened. One day in October, Lydia was so bored with life in this tiny town that she decided to pack her things and go for a little trip. 

She booked her plane ticket and jumped on a plane. To keep the media from knowing about this, we’ll choose to keep the destination a secret. But we can tell you that it had a beach. 

Lydia checked into a small, but nice motel and decided to go for a little walk in the area nearby. 

It was much hotter here than in Norway, so it was a nice walk even if it was getting really late. She watched the sun as it basically drowned in the sea and felt quite happy about taking this trip. 

She went down to the beach, took off her shoes and strolled in the sand, letting the waves wash over her feet. This was heavenly, she thought to herself. 

In the horizon she could see a pier and decided to go check it out. As she approached the pier she noticed that there was something on the edge of it, and being as curious as she was, she had to find out what.  

When she got nearer she saw that it was a person sitting on the pier, and wondered what other people were doing here. It was a man and he looked quite miserable. Lydia decided that this person looked as he needed some cheering up, or at least someone to talk to, so she walked closer. There was something familiar with this creature, but Lydia couldn’t quite understand why, since she knew no one in this area. 

“Hi,” she said softly so not to scare him. The man flinched and turned around. Lydia gasped. It couldn’t be… No way… She narrowed her eyes and tried to focus. Was it really… 

The man got up and started walking towards her. Lydia cursed herself for leaving her glasses at the motel; she still couldn’t see him properly. They walked towards each other, and as they came closer, Lydia became more and more certain that she was right in her assumption. It was him! 

“Hallo,” the man said, his deep voice rocking her crotch. Lydia swallowed a huge lump in her throat. “Hi,” she said. “I saw someone sitting here, and I wondered what other people were doing out here at his hour.” 

“Why are you here at ziz ‘our zen?” the man asked. 

“Oh, I just went for a walk. I had to see this beautiful place before I went to bed. It’s my first day here, I just came here to get away from my boring life back in Norway, you see.” Lydia stopped. Why was she telling him all this? He didn’t want to know, he was probably there to be alone, not listen to a crazy fangirl from Norway… Stop talking before you scare him away, she told herself. 

“Oh,” the man smiled at her. Lydia’s heart skipped a beat, and she felt relieved. He didn’t seem upset that she had disturbed him. In fact he seemed the opposite. Maybe he did need someone to talk to? 

“My name is Till, vatt is yourz?” he asked her and held out his hand. She took his hand and shook it. It was warm, and a lot larger than hers, just like a man’s hand should be.  

“Lydia,” she finally stuttered. 

“Lydia,” Till said. “Zat is a beautiful name.”

Lydia felt her face flush. 

“Thanks,” she whispered shyly. 

“And you are a beautifool girl,” he continued, making Lydia’s cheeks turn from pink to red. 

“You come from Norway, ja?” 

“Yes, I do,” Lydia answered. “And you are from Germany.” She almost clapped her hands to her mouth. Why did she say that?

“Yes I am,” Till laughed. “How did you know?”

Lydia’s brain worked as it had never done before. She couldn’t tell him what really was on her mind – Hi Till, I’m your biggest fan from Norway and I know everything about you, and I want you to take me right here right now and have lots of sex and babies with you. 

“Er… your accent sounds German,” she lied.

Till smiled. “Yes, I guess it döss… I’m not zo good in English.” 

“Oh, but I speak German too,” Lydia smiled back.

“Ach so,” Till grinned. He was relieved that he didn’t have to speak anymore English.

“Hey, what about me?” the author interrupted. “I’m not that good in German. How do you to expect me to write this?”

“We can dub it.” Lydia suggested.

“Dub it?” asked Till.

“Yes, like they do in the movies.” Lydia explained.

“Can you do that in a fic?” the author asked.

“Of course,” Lydia said. “This is our fic. It’s up to us.” 

“Hm…. We’ll give it a try,” the author said, making Till and Lydia move their mouths in German, but making it look English. 

“Wow, you’re both clever and beautiful,” Till said to the girl he had just met, causing her to blush even more.  

“Why, thanks,” Lydia smiled. “So why are you here?” she continued. 

“Oh, I just needed some time-out from my friends.” Till sighed and sat down on the pier. Lydia followed.

“Oh, what are Richard and Christoph up to now?”  

“How did you know it was Richard and Christoph?” Till looked at her confused for a minute before it dawned on him. “Oh, you know who I am, don’t you.”

Lydia nodded.

“Then why didn’t you say that right away?”

“I was… I…. I don’t know,” she admitted.

“Well, we are on tour and had two days off, so I just escaped to this place hoping to get away from everybody.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll get out of your way. I didn’t mean to disturb you.” Lydia said embarrassed and got up to walk back to her motel. Till, however, got up just as quickly and grabbed her arm and turned her around.

“No, don’t go,” he said looking straight into her eyes, making her weak in the knees. But Till caught her in his strong arms before she managed to fall of the pier and into the water.

“Whoa, be careful, we wouldn’t want you to get wet.” Till laughed. “At least not that way,” he whispered.

Lydia couldn’t believe her ears. Had he just said what she thought he had? She looked at him, and the way he looked at her, and the fact that he hadn’t let go of her yet, confirmed that. There was no mistake in what he wanted.

Lydia decided to just go for it. She had nothing to lose.

She leant in and pressed her lips to his. It didn’t take Till long to get a grip on what was happening and he opened up to let her tongue in. At first he let her explore his mouth a bit, but it wasn’t long before their tongues started battling for dominance and the kiss got more and more heated.

“Wow,” Till moaned out of breath. “That was… wow.”

“Well, I play the euphonium, so I know what to do with my mouth,” she said, giving him a mischievous smile.

Till attacked her mouth again, and Lydia moaned with pleasure. He started kissing her neck and biting lightly at her earlobes. Lydia started laughing. Till stopped abruptly.

“What?” He was a bit annoyed. Here he was showing off his best moves, and the girl started laughing?

“Nothing,” Lydia chocked back a laugh. “I just got a song stuck in my head.”

“A song?” Till couldn’t believe his own ears. She was thinking about a song?

“Yes, a song. I can’t help it; it’s stuck in my brain now.”

“How old are you really?” Till asked.

“I’m 20 today actually.”

“Today? Well happy birthday. Now can you get that song out of your head so we can continue?” Till was getting annoyed.

“I’ll do my best, but I can’t promise anything.” Lydia giggled. “But I can see you are getting desperate considering you can’t get laid in Germany.” She broke into a fit of laughter.

Suddenly it struck Till what song that was on this girls mind, and he joined in on the laughter.

“Well, I take it you’ve heard our new single then.” Till finally managed to speak normally.

“Heard it, seen the video and ordered the special box.” Lydia smiled proudly.

“Why would you want that box?” Till whispered. “You have the real thing right here…”


ZE END


A/N: And for those of you that have no idea about the song or the box, just google Rammsteins newest single and album, and you will understand...

Comments

[lindeluren.livejournal.com]

Love this :D best birthday present!!

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

wow, thanks :D
Now go fic yourself!

[lindeluren.livejournal.com]

I'll try, working on the Marching Band ;D

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

yay Marching Band!! :D

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

Not my fandom, but I do love Rammstein even if I don't have every album. I do have two. Sehnsucht, and Live Aus Berlin. So a partial fan. I liked the way the you shoved your nose in. dear Author. That was a fine idea.

Snupin icon to tell you congrats on Snupin Santa.

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

thanks :D

It's not really my fandom either, but call it bad influence or something... LOL

I don't think anyone can out-fangirl her when it comes to Till! All I know about Rammstein is because of her.

[lindeluren.livejournal.com]

Well, as soon as I get a grip on this LiveJournal, you can find some of my fanfics - then yousee what she means with "bad influence" xD

Love this fic <3

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

And Happy Birthday Lydia. Where are my social graces?
Left behind to make room for all my sarcasm :D
Happy Bday [Unknown site tag] 20 years wise.

[lindeluren.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ;D

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

How do you create a chart like your to-do list? Curious.

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday to a fellow Till girl (a bit late, but better late than never!). I got here through a Goggle alert and had to check out the fic -- cute!

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) I had to surprise her with something didn't I? And since she's my only RL-fic friend the choice was pretty easy ;) And she's the only one that will get me to cheat on my fandom...lol. She's also convinced me to go see Rammstein in February...

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

You will loooove them!!! lindeluren and I are pals, btw. I'm also a Till het writer ;)

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

I know :D I've heard her talk about you :)

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

Oh dear!

[snapealina.livejournal.com]

haha, nothing to worry about. She's just excited to have found another till-het writer ;D That's all I know, really :D

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

LOL -- not to worry ;)

But thanks for being such a good friend and cheating on your fandom for her!