Advent drabble #15 - Morning
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snapealinaHi everyone
I know I was supposed to post these drabbles on Sunday/Monday, but since I got home 1,5 days later than I was supposed to, everything just went weird...lol I had work, a ton of Christmas things to do, and then Christmas happened XD
But I have written drabble number 15 - 18 so I will post them now :D
Warning: All drabbles written while on a plane and most definitely not beta read.
Ok, here we go:
Crossover: Harry Potter/Rammstein
Characters: Till/Snape
Prompt: one night stand
Words: tea, house elf, butter Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Morning
Till woke up with the mother of all hangovers. His head hurt, he felt like throwing up, his entire body ached and for some strange reason his arse hurt too.
He moaned as he made his way out of bed and into the bathroom.
"Vatt ze hell did I do last night?" he asked himself as he looked at an extremely tired face in the mirror. "Zis is the last time I drink Paul's 'special tea'." He shook his head, took a piss and headed back to bed.
There he saw a slender figure with black hair sleeping with their back to him.
"So zat's vatt I did last night!" Till grinned and walked over to the bed.
"Hello gorgeous, are you ready for another round?" he stroked the black hair.
The person yawned and stretched before turning to him.
Till screamed and jumped out of the bed. "Hoo ze fuck are you?"
"Every man's favourite words to wake up to," the man replied.
Till was suddenly painfully aware of the fact that he was standing naked in front of this strange man and grabbed the nearest pillow to cover himself up.
"Hoo are you? And vy are you in my Bett?
"There's no need to be shy, Mr Big Important Rock Star," Severus smirked. "It's not like I haven't seen that already."
Till shrieked. "Vatt happened?"
Severus sighed. "Are you really that stupid? Do I have to spell it out for you?"
Till wasn't quite sure if he wanted the stranger to tell him, but he had to know at least one thing. "Did vee...?"
"What kind of question is that? Surely you must feel it after all that eager arse of yours went through."
Till gasped loudly. "Vee did not!"
"We most certainly did," Severus answered, "and I don't think I've met a more randy man in my life."
Till couldn't believe his own ears.
"The things you wanted me to do to you yesterday can make half of the world lose their appetites for the rest of their lives."
"Like vatt?" Till regretted asking the moment the words escaped his lips.
Severus pointed at a wooden stick figure on the floor.
"NOT CHIPPY!?!"
"Lucky for you, I was not that drunk."
Till sighed with relief. "But zis ... let's call it uncomfortable feeling," he pointed at his butt.
"Is all me," Snape smirked, and Till's face turned into a grimace Severus had never seen on anyone before.
Severus got out of the bed, and started to get dressed.
"Listen Mr ..."
"Snape."
"Mr Snape. Zis vas a big mistake, and I don't zink zat it's a good idea sat vee see each other again." Till said while looking everywhere but at Severus.
"I wasn't exactly about to propose to you either," Severus replied sarcastically. "No thank you, one time was enough."
"Vatt is sat supposed to mean?" Till asked angrily.
"Do you really want me to explain?" Severus raised an eyebrow.
"No," Till admitted and threw a black garment to the other man. "Your clothes are weird."
"Says a man that wears a collar and women's clothes on a regular basis," Severus muttered. "Seriously, a house elf dresses better than you."
"House elf?"
"Never mind," said Severus. "I'm going now."
"Good," said Till.
Severus walked to the door and was just about to leave when Till asked: "Vy is zere a package of butter on ze floor?"
"We had to use something as lubricant, didn't we?" Snape grinned and walked away.
I know I was supposed to post these drabbles on Sunday/Monday, but since I got home 1,5 days later than I was supposed to, everything just went weird...lol I had work, a ton of Christmas things to do, and then Christmas happened XD
But I have written drabble number 15 - 18 so I will post them now :D
Warning: All drabbles written while on a plane and most definitely not beta read.
Ok, here we go:
Crossover: Harry Potter/Rammstein
Characters: Till/Snape
Prompt: one night stand
Words: tea, house elf, butter Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Morning
Till woke up with the mother of all hangovers. His head hurt, he felt like throwing up, his entire body ached and for some strange reason his arse hurt too.
He moaned as he made his way out of bed and into the bathroom.
"Vatt ze hell did I do last night?" he asked himself as he looked at an extremely tired face in the mirror. "Zis is the last time I drink Paul's 'special tea'." He shook his head, took a piss and headed back to bed.
There he saw a slender figure with black hair sleeping with their back to him.
"So zat's vatt I did last night!" Till grinned and walked over to the bed.
"Hello gorgeous, are you ready for another round?" he stroked the black hair.
The person yawned and stretched before turning to him.
Till screamed and jumped out of the bed. "Hoo ze fuck are you?"
"Every man's favourite words to wake up to," the man replied.
Till was suddenly painfully aware of the fact that he was standing naked in front of this strange man and grabbed the nearest pillow to cover himself up.
"Hoo are you? And vy are you in my Bett?
"There's no need to be shy, Mr Big Important Rock Star," Severus smirked. "It's not like I haven't seen that already."
Till shrieked. "Vatt happened?"
Severus sighed. "Are you really that stupid? Do I have to spell it out for you?"
Till wasn't quite sure if he wanted the stranger to tell him, but he had to know at least one thing. "Did vee...?"
"What kind of question is that? Surely you must feel it after all that eager arse of yours went through."
Till gasped loudly. "Vee did not!"
"We most certainly did," Severus answered, "and I don't think I've met a more randy man in my life."
Till couldn't believe his own ears.
"The things you wanted me to do to you yesterday can make half of the world lose their appetites for the rest of their lives."
"Like vatt?" Till regretted asking the moment the words escaped his lips.
Severus pointed at a wooden stick figure on the floor.
"NOT CHIPPY!?!"
"Lucky for you, I was not that drunk."
Till sighed with relief. "But zis ... let's call it uncomfortable feeling," he pointed at his butt.
"Is all me," Snape smirked, and Till's face turned into a grimace Severus had never seen on anyone before.
Severus got out of the bed, and started to get dressed.
"Listen Mr ..."
"Snape."
"Mr Snape. Zis vas a big mistake, and I don't zink zat it's a good idea sat vee see each other again." Till said while looking everywhere but at Severus.
"I wasn't exactly about to propose to you either," Severus replied sarcastically. "No thank you, one time was enough."
"Vatt is sat supposed to mean?" Till asked angrily.
"Do you really want me to explain?" Severus raised an eyebrow.
"No," Till admitted and threw a black garment to the other man. "Your clothes are weird."
"Says a man that wears a collar and women's clothes on a regular basis," Severus muttered. "Seriously, a house elf dresses better than you."
"House elf?"
"Never mind," said Severus. "I'm going now."
"Good," said Till.
Severus walked to the door and was just about to leave when Till asked: "Vy is zere a package of butter on ze floor?"
"We had to use something as lubricant, didn't we?" Snape grinned and walked away.