Advent drabble #7 - Energetic
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snapealinaAnother crossover day. Harry Potter/Rammstein
Severus Snape/Christoph Schneider
Prompt: sugar addiction
Words: cat pee, fish cakes, cowgirl
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Energetic
“Mr Schneider, will you SIT DOWN?” Snape shouted.
“NO! I VILL NOT!” Christoph yelled. The man was wandering around, poking people and asking them weird questions.
He stopped behind Madam Maxime, cocked his head to the side, and looked at her. “You are one tall voman! I feel sorry for the horse if you ever decide to become a cowgirl!”
Severus wanted to bang his head on the staff table, but even more he wanted bang Christoph Schneider's head.
When Dumbledore had announced that the Weird Sisters had cancelled and that he had gotten a German Muggle band to replace them, Severus had smelled trouble. But he had not thought he would be working as a babysitter for a crazy drummer with a sugar addiction.
He knew that it was good for a drummer to be energetic, but this was beyond anything he had ever experienced.
“Vere are ze little men viz ze candy? Ze pale oompa loompas?” Christoph was shaking and desperately looking around for the House Elves.
“Will you sit down, be quiet and eat your food?” Severus hissed.
“NO! I vant dessert!” Christoph pouted like a little kid.
“You can't have dessert until you have finished your meal.”
“Says who?”
“I am!”
“You are not my mozer!”
“Thank Merlin for that!” Severus muttered. “But if you don't eat anything proper, you will be in no shape to play later this evening.”
Christoph sat down by the table and looked at the dish in front of him. “Vatt is zis?”
“It's fish cakes.”
“It looks disgusting. I'm not eating zat!” Christoph stated. “I don't like fish. It tastes like cat pee!”
“And you know this from experience?” Severus rolled his eyes.
“Very funny, vizard man,” Christoph mocked. “But I'm not eating zat!”
“Do you know what this is?” Severus asked and held out his wand.
“It's a stick.”
“This stick can make certain things happen if you don't eat your dinner. Now keep quiet and EAT!”
Christoph took a bite and spat it out immediately. “There, I tried. It's still horrible! I vant dessert!”
Severus was fuming. Why had he been stuck sitting next to this maniac? Why couldn't he be sitting with the strange, sparkling one? At least he was quiet.
People were finishing their meals and pretty soon pudding appeared on the table.
Christoph cheered and grabbed a spoon and shoved into the pudding in front of him.
The pudding came straight out of the man's mouth. “BLAAAAAAH!”
“Now that's what cat pee, tastes like!” Severus chuckled and put away his wand. “Enjoy the rest of your dessert, and the rest of your stay here.”
Severus Snape/Christoph Schneider
Prompt: sugar addiction
Words: cat pee, fish cakes, cowgirl
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or names you can recognize. I'm just having fun and I'm not making any money from it!
Energetic
“Mr Schneider, will you SIT DOWN?” Snape shouted.
“NO! I VILL NOT!” Christoph yelled. The man was wandering around, poking people and asking them weird questions.
He stopped behind Madam Maxime, cocked his head to the side, and looked at her. “You are one tall voman! I feel sorry for the horse if you ever decide to become a cowgirl!”
Severus wanted to bang his head on the staff table, but even more he wanted bang Christoph Schneider's head.
When Dumbledore had announced that the Weird Sisters had cancelled and that he had gotten a German Muggle band to replace them, Severus had smelled trouble. But he had not thought he would be working as a babysitter for a crazy drummer with a sugar addiction.
He knew that it was good for a drummer to be energetic, but this was beyond anything he had ever experienced.
“Vere are ze little men viz ze candy? Ze pale oompa loompas?” Christoph was shaking and desperately looking around for the House Elves.
“Will you sit down, be quiet and eat your food?” Severus hissed.
“NO! I vant dessert!” Christoph pouted like a little kid.
“You can't have dessert until you have finished your meal.”
“Says who?”
“I am!”
“You are not my mozer!”
“Thank Merlin for that!” Severus muttered. “But if you don't eat anything proper, you will be in no shape to play later this evening.”
Christoph sat down by the table and looked at the dish in front of him. “Vatt is zis?”
“It's fish cakes.”
“It looks disgusting. I'm not eating zat!” Christoph stated. “I don't like fish. It tastes like cat pee!”
“And you know this from experience?” Severus rolled his eyes.
“Very funny, vizard man,” Christoph mocked. “But I'm not eating zat!”
“Do you know what this is?” Severus asked and held out his wand.
“It's a stick.”
“This stick can make certain things happen if you don't eat your dinner. Now keep quiet and EAT!”
Christoph took a bite and spat it out immediately. “There, I tried. It's still horrible! I vant dessert!”
Severus was fuming. Why had he been stuck sitting next to this maniac? Why couldn't he be sitting with the strange, sparkling one? At least he was quiet.
People were finishing their meals and pretty soon pudding appeared on the table.
Christoph cheered and grabbed a spoon and shoved into the pudding in front of him.
The pudding came straight out of the man's mouth. “BLAAAAAAH!”
“Now that's what cat pee, tastes like!” Severus chuckled and put away his wand. “Enjoy the rest of your dessert, and the rest of your stay here.”