Shag, Marry or Push off a Cliff Meme

[snapealina]

Ok, so I've been given 3 HP characters and I have to choose which one I want to shag, marry or push of a cliff.
I've had two awesome girls giving me characters and I'm posting both results here. I apologize to one certain wizard. You'll see who...

Characters given to be by starstruck1986 

Severus Snape
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black


Shag – Severus Snape

It wasn’t an easy choice to make, but I can imagine Severus not being the easiest person to live with. I love him, and totally want him, but I think we’re just too different... Can he join me and Remus from time to time????

Marry – Remus Lupin

I did consider Severus as well, but I can imagine Remus and me to get along better on a long term basis. And I’d still get to shag him so that’s awesome :D

Push of a cliff – Sirius Black

Normally I wouldn’t push Sirius of a cliff, but when he’s playing against my two favourites I had no choice. Besides, he made Severus’ life hell so he sort of deserves it!

 

Characters given to me by valkyriekat 

Ron Weasley
Sirius Black
Kingsley Shacklebolt

 

Shag: Kingsley Shacklebolt


I don’t really know him very well, but he really sounds like a guy I’d like to get a piece of ;)

Marry: Ron Weasley


I know a lot of people don’t like Ron, but I DO! And I’ll promise to treat him better than Hermione. Come on, girl. He’s not always that thick! Give the guy a break! I bet if you treat him well he will show his best sides more often. And I just love Ron. It’s as easy as that…

Push of a cliff: Sirius Black


I’m sorry, Sirius… once again… If Kingsley didn’t sound so hot I would totally shag you! But that’s what you’ll get for being a complete arse in your past…

So if you'd like to get in the game, just give me a comment, and I'll choose 3 characters for you.

Comments

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

poor old Sirius...perhaps it was suicide at being unloved?
marrying Ron is no surprise.
Shagging Kingsley...slow deep measured tongue...er voice yay!
Marry Remus...no surprises there
Shag? That's all Severus is good for? (sigh) yes Slytherins are a challenge to live with...

[starstruck1986.livejournal.com]

Ah but living with a Slytherin would be such a fun challenge!

Poor Sirius copped it twice, eh? He's having a bad day.

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

Of the first three, I would definitely rank them exactly as you did. The second three are harder, but I'd still probably push Sirius off a cliff, because I think he's a jerk. LOL!

[wordfuzion.livejournal.com]

I'll play! :)

[secretlypadfoot.livejournal.com]

I'd totally play this game, but it would be such a challenge since I'm a lesbian, and there just aren't enough hot female Harry Potter characters.

Unless you gave me Bella.