Marry is very, very easy...Severus! He's tempermental, but so am I, so we wouldn't bully each other. And I mean...look at him? Wouldn't you want to have exclusive boffing rights to him? :P

Shag would be Draco. I think he's a brat, but he's a cute brat and maybe he could introduce me to his much better looking father. ;)

Push off a cliff would be Sirius. For some reason I have just never liked the guy. He strikes me as more arrogant then even Lucius, which probably makes no sense to anyone but me. Besides, he was mean to my Severus in school! :(